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Tree tops glisten, and husbands listen to nothing — children literally don't listen to anything! The combined edition of our favorite holiday truth, with small green trees flanking GLISTEN, a dusting of snowflakes, and a string of colored Christmas lights along the bottom. Shown on an Ash tee and a Sport Grey crewneck, in red and green vintage lettering.

Printed on your choice of a short sleeve tee, long sleeve tee, crewneck sweatshirt, or hoodie in twelve colors, in sizes Small through 4XL. For the mom running the whole holiday show while nobody in the house hears a word she says — wear it to family gatherings, school concerts, and Christmas parties, and watch every parent in the room nod along. Equal-opportunity honesty, maximum festive spirit.

Also available in 1/4 Zip and Full Zip — reach out and we'll set it up for you. Every piece is made to order by TLC Krafty Designs in Washington. Care: wash inside out in cold water on gentle, tumble dry low or hang dry.

Sizes up to 5XL available on request — reach out and we'll set it up for you.

Tree Tops Glisten Husbands and Children Listen Design – Funny Christmas Apparel

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Tree tops glisten, and husbands listen to nothing — children literally don't listen to anything! The combined edition of our favorite holiday truth, with small green trees flanking GLISTEN, a dusting of snowflakes, and a string of colored Christmas lights along the bottom. Shown on an Ash tee and a Sport Grey crewneck, in red and green vintage lettering.

Printed on your choice of a short sleeve tee, long sleeve tee, crewneck sweatshirt, or hoodie in twelve colors, in sizes Small through 4XL. For the mom running the whole holiday show while nobody in the house hears a word she says — wear it to family gatherings, school concerts, and Christmas parties, and watch every parent in the room nod along. Equal-opportunity honesty, maximum festive spirit.

Also available in 1/4 Zip and Full Zip — reach out and we'll set it up for you. Every piece is made to order by TLC Krafty Designs in Washington. Care: wash inside out in cold water on gentle, tumble dry low or hang dry.

Sizes up to 5XL available on request — reach out and we'll set it up for you.

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